I'm a fan of bathing - of baths that is, because I tend to be a cleanly person. So here's my pickle - I live in a pretty cold house. Generally if I close the door and the windows tightly and make sure the hot water heater is full I'm pretty set, other than the fact that a) my bathtub is not long enough for me b) there's no goddamn tv in the bathroom. So I did all of that today. Except I've been using eucalyptus epsom salts (shut up I've been sick) and um...there's this odd effect. You know how...you eat a tic tac and breathe in and suddenly your mouth is super cold and stuff? Yeah. Think of that happening to your
entire body as you get out of your really hot bath. #fail
It was worth it though, I was reading this awesome Nathaniel Hawthorne short story - Roger Malvin's Burial. That's usually why I take baths lately, because I need to read something and I find myself not being able to expend the focus.
So I'm standing on my bath mat shivering, and suddenly I think: hey Dyson, make an airblade. For my entire body!
1 comment:
I suggest you to replace that cold place with a comfy house preferably on some exotic warm and nice place. If you don't have money for that I suggest you to change tactics and get loads of money then you will be powerful to do what you want and screw around and odd else. xx
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